IT’S CHEAPER TO KEEP HER
According to The Sunday Times,
Jordan’s Divorce Costs Him $168 Million
The final severance package for Juanita Jordan, which includes the couple’s seven-acre estate in Chicago and custody of their three children, is expected to be agreed before the first anniversary of their last row – which was said to be about money.
The settlement eclipses the most expensive celebrity divorce on public record, in which Neil Diamond paid his ex-wife Marcia Murphey £75m. After licking his wounds, the singer, who had married the television production assistant before he became famous, won plaudits for his chivalrous verdict. “She’s worth every penny,” he said.
168 million-ouch* 
WORD OF THE STREET HE WAS DOG, HAD ALL KINDS OF WOMEN. SO CHARGE IT TO THE GAME. AND MAYBE HIS JORDAN’S WILL GO DOWN IN PRICE. 